how to wash a chicken ... and other useless facts.

i hate chickens, which is rather ironic seeing as my mum loves them, we have over 400 of them, and the house is filled with chicken parifinaleia.

today she made me wash a heap of them ... yes wash them like a baby ...

1. catch chicken, in my case this takes a lot of screaming and running around, pretending to try, until mum catches it and hands it to me.


2. fill 3 bathes up with warm water, not too hot not to cold.


3. place chicken in the first bath .. scrub excess dirt of feeet.


4. in the second bath, submerge the chicken up to its neck, the bath should have wool wash or a similar form of soft soap in it, rub feathers, even spray with stain remover if necissary, squeeze out excess water and move the the final rinsing bath ..


5. rince chicken, make sure no soap remains. squeeze out excess water again..


6. towl dry chicken, then bring out the hair dryer, until it is complelty dry, this may take an excess hour ... if that does not work (it is rather diffictult with one hand holding the bird and one holding the dryer) place in a cage, put the heater at one end, and cover the rest of the cage with plastic sheeting to hold in the warm air .... you do not want your chicken catching cold...

*** please note: you will end up with alot of scratches, smelling like shit, and being wet from top to toe.

yeas this is how i spent my day, with my mother preparing her chickens for the show tomorrow..

the wauchope show is on again, last year i do not remember it at all. i was incredably drunk. ha this year i plan on repeating the drunk part, but mabey tone it down a little. ha

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saturday night i was incredably drunk, do not remember much, kissed alot of people, and was horrible to someone that i am really very sorry for.

also i was the epicure of class, my ass was on show all night, i danced on a pool table and who knows what else...there where alot more photos on hayleys camera, but some bitch stole it!

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last night i went to a gig on the green, some amazing bands played ... the pixikills, the josephine march ♥

me: "when you get famous i am going to claim that i was friends with the lead gurtarist, like we where heaps tight" (about the pixikills)

Wills: "no you claim that the guitarist once got incredably drunk at your place, and shat the crap out of your toilet" the best claim to fame ... hahaha.

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*** i wanted to upload pictures but blog spot is beeing a bitch.