nostalgia.

the wauchope show was quite entertaing: hello mud, hello ball pit, hello drunkies, hello attratcive carny and hello free entry. so gooood. haha

a word of warning: absineth (cant spell) f**ks you up fooools.

i was just lurking around facebook (i need a life) and somone mentioned 'hannibal'

it made me think of a poem my mumma taught me when i was little, i remmeber getting up in kindergarten and reciting it, i also did it a couple of years ago in english. haha

it still makes me laugh.

Hannibal the Canibal was sifting on a drum,

along came a bumble bee and bit him on the ....

dont be mistaken dont be mislead,

hannibal the cannibal was bitten on the head.

also i am considering droping art / i am going to drop art!

i hate it, im failing it, and i suck at it ... hello free periods gallore.

jus' beein' funny

Tips for a good night out:

- goon.

- a goon jug supply the goon.

- goon music.

- a goon outfit, fit for goon adventures.

- a goon mixer, because straight goon is for tough nuts.

- fellow goon adventurers.

but me and goon arnt friends anymore.

how to wash a chicken ... and other useless facts.

i hate chickens, which is rather ironic seeing as my mum loves them, we have over 400 of them, and the house is filled with chicken parifinaleia.

today she made me wash a heap of them ... yes wash them like a baby ...

1. catch chicken, in my case this takes a lot of screaming and running around, pretending to try, until mum catches it and hands it to me.


2. fill 3 bathes up with warm water, not too hot not to cold.


3. place chicken in the first bath .. scrub excess dirt of feeet.


4. in the second bath, submerge the chicken up to its neck, the bath should have wool wash or a similar form of soft soap in it, rub feathers, even spray with stain remover if necissary, squeeze out excess water and move the the final rinsing bath ..


5. rince chicken, make sure no soap remains. squeeze out excess water again..


6. towl dry chicken, then bring out the hair dryer, until it is complelty dry, this may take an excess hour ... if that does not work (it is rather diffictult with one hand holding the bird and one holding the dryer) place in a cage, put the heater at one end, and cover the rest of the cage with plastic sheeting to hold in the warm air .... you do not want your chicken catching cold...

*** please note: you will end up with alot of scratches, smelling like shit, and being wet from top to toe.

yeas this is how i spent my day, with my mother preparing her chickens for the show tomorrow..

the wauchope show is on again, last year i do not remember it at all. i was incredably drunk. ha this year i plan on repeating the drunk part, but mabey tone it down a little. ha

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saturday night i was incredably drunk, do not remember much, kissed alot of people, and was horrible to someone that i am really very sorry for.

also i was the epicure of class, my ass was on show all night, i danced on a pool table and who knows what else...there where alot more photos on hayleys camera, but some bitch stole it!

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last night i went to a gig on the green, some amazing bands played ... the pixikills, the josephine march ♥

me: "when you get famous i am going to claim that i was friends with the lead gurtarist, like we where heaps tight" (about the pixikills)

Wills: "no you claim that the guitarist once got incredably drunk at your place, and shat the crap out of your toilet" the best claim to fame ... hahaha.

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*** i wanted to upload pictures but blog spot is beeing a bitch.

addictions

I have a sad addictions to post secret and found magazine ... goon and photo bucket ... reading and sewing ... doc martins and life in general.

Happy Easter

it is easter, and i didnt actually get an egg, i had to go to the shop and buy myself one this afternoon. what a great family i have, we had hot cross buns, that is all

i am so so sleeepy.

last night i went to pick up laura and mashed the front of my car into a lamp post because i though i could get around it when i was doing a U turn it was really very embarrising. haha

we then procceeded to drive around all over the place, because there where apparently a few parties on but hey, it was then 11 and we couldnt go anywhere because i had tod, laura and kara in the car. so we stayed in town for hours, it was funny, but oh so lame. ha

we saw a fight and this guy got a lit ciggie down his pants, and a bum asleeep under a bench, and kids getting searched, and we listened to 'fuck bitches, get money' so many times ...

oh and met very attractive plomer boys. ;) hahha.

i talked adam into wearing a elvis costume if i make it for him, so i have a purpose for thsi week of holidays. haha nothing better to do. exept my hsc art and textiles majors ... but hey i have no clue what i want from them. uh-oh.

i also made $40 buy driving people home and around ... so good, i can pay of my lay-buy and have cute shoes for this weekend. :) yussss

today i woke up tired and grumpy and sick, and we went to plomer to check out holiday houses for us to rent over christmas. there was a mal comp, and so many attaractive kids around. haha i wish i was up there this week, instead of beeing there last week, it was so boring, no youngens. ahh damn.

we then went to creso and had fish and chips blahhh. and now i am home to sleeep and whatch trashy movies ... i have a great life.

I need a life.

my name is rosie, i dont have much of a life.

i go to school, i party, and i spend way to much time lurking facebook and post secret.

i really need a job, and i love live music.

im not entirly sure if i actually have friends and i didnt really want to start a blog, exept jack said it was the 'in' thing to do, so i guess i had to. haha.

today i had the best day of my life, i shoveled chook poo with my cousin, it was so much fun, we got paid $10 an hour .... I am clearly joking.

im not sure if i should go out tonight, and i really dont know if i should drink, i may drive instead. ahh i hate beeing the only youngen, all my friends have turned 18 in the last month ... so i dont really have anyone to go out with any more.

i am really keen for next weekend though! LAS VEGAS BABY! so keen.

if i had money, tonight i would be going to the doof - rabbits eat lettuce - but once again i dont really have any one to go with, and i have no money.

i am talking crap ... great.